who stole it from dependant who I could of stole it from also but anyway, it wasted fifteen minutes and it is really proof that I am a loser

15 years ago I...

1. Lived in a house on a hill shaped like an octagon, in my beloved Sydney

2. Had my ears pierced by my mother in our dining room

3. Spent my days playing with our pet french poodle 'Pepsi'

4. Got mild insecticide poisoning from eating literally hundreds of strawberries without washing them first

5. Started pre school.

10 years ago I...

1. Was happy because mum and dad split up and I got to live at the beach with dad.

2. Was very good at spelling

3. Was object of desire of Canadian student Paul Forte

4. went to Thailand and Britain for holidays.

5. Started playing the Glockenspiel

5 years ago I...

1. Had the biggest crush on an older boy who shall remain nameless.

2. The boy who shall remain nameless introduced me to the joy of binge drinking then helped me discover the joy of marijuana, lots and lots of marijuana

3. Grades started to slip, not badly but they were going down

4. I broke my arm in a netball game, didn't realise it was broken just thought it was sore and continued to play for the rest of the game... and caused alot of extra damage to it too

5. mens jeans and t-shirts made up my entire wardrobe,

Note: three and a half years maybe four years ago, I woke up and realised Mr Nameless and his friends were not for me and I have successfully eradicated them and their influence from my life, still talk to nameless occasionally though

2 years ago I...

1. Started my HSC.

2. The occasional dizzy spell I suffered from turned into full fledged fainting and collapsing all the time

3. Gave up the HSC except for english and art.

4. Spent more times with doctors than I did with my friends.

5. had bruises all over my upper thighs and stomach from various needles.

1 year ago I...

1. attempted my HSC. again

2. relapsed into former illness, and had a breakdown

3. gave up the HSC. again

4. Learnt how to knit properly

5. Moved to Hicksville

Yesterday I...

1. knitted a beanie for brother

2. made a coca-cola cake which was delicious

3. Read Othello in the vegetable garden while eating tomatoes straight off the vine

4. made thai fish cakes and noodles for dinner

5. helped brother with his photography assignment

Today I...

1. woke up at 5:30 am

2. had an idea for a screenplay

3. had to walk to the shops to buy father some potato chips

4. made a huge pitcher of ice tea

5. went on the net

Tomorrow I will...

1. sleep

2. knit

3. mail some swaps out

4. make soap

5. sleep

Five Items I have Brand Loyalty To:

1. Pantene hydrating curls conditioner

2. Neutrogena pore refining cleanser

3. LUSH- skinny dip shower gel

4. Doritos- Cheese Supreme mmmm artificial cheese

5. Jockey Seamless underwear (g-strings are for sluts or suckers, or people who enjoy the sensation of string in their but cracks)