My father retired thirteen years ago well before he should of in order to look after my brother and I, I honestly really hit the jackpot with Fathers, but now he is dead, but luckily he didn't leave many bad memories behind.

It is the festive season and as usual I hate it, it is mad worse by the fact that my father is dead, and I am incredibly poor and my hair is full of split ends.

I have been complaining about lack of finances lately well it's because I am going to a new school next year and will also be required to move to sydney and hopefully into my own housing, so every spare cent has been going towards school and housing not to mention all the run of the mill daily housing expenses, bah! stupid money, anyone know any ways to make lots and lots of money and quickly and non-sexually please tell me I am skin-flint.

Bah Bloody Humbug!

Hmm I wonder if people would buy one of my kidneys.

Or maybe a toe, my left pinky one is quite fetching.

If I had a "sugar daddy" that would be sweet! Ok maybe a "nutra-sweet daddy" after all I have to maintain my figure