Why is everyone worried about being alone for Valentines Day?

But of course I have no heart so I cannot comprehend this idea that you people always talk about, this idea called 'Love'

But all I need is a dorky yet handsome guy with a persistent nature and a heart of gold oh and an 'A-Ha' soundtrack.....

wait a second I'm either demented or am having 80's movie flashbacks again.

Ok so I haven't updated in a while because I have nothing to say, well nothing to say that is legal, and that doesn't border on pornographic.

But hey you don't want to hear about my fatasies with Colin Firth do you?

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I am very happy at the moment because every night there are two whole episodes of Invader Zim, one at 9:00 and one at 11:30, Invader Zim is the only reason we got pay-tv.

you gotta love gir

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ooh I shaved my legs yesterday........see how I have no life.

oh and yesterday I had to go to Taree for a doctors appointment, and then I went browsing, and then I went to spotlight and spent $58.85 on wool (it's knitting season in idontexist land) and then I saw the pair of jeans I wanted to get married in pledged to father that if he bought them for me I would be his slave forever, well he did and now I am.

and then I went to the book shop and bought one of those 'Oracle books' you know the ones that are enriched with energy and you open it and it tells you the answer, I had actually gone there to buy something intresting and intellegent but this book shop you have to remember was in Taree and so all there was were the Choice of John Grisham and Jackie Collins, and in my opinion it is a sin to leave any book shop without making some purchase.

This rule also applies to Nice clothing shops and Soap shops and Newsagents, and Department stores and Music shops and Supermarkets and Bargain stores.

there are you satisfied now?