Need a boyfriend,

Tried calling Steve (you know my pseudo boyfriend, who is also a chef/dj/hot) but his number has been disconnected which is weird because I only saw him last week and we always hang out on Sunday after i finish work, so I am taking it as a subtle hint that he no longer requires me to be a pseudo girlfriend and that I shall never see him again.

I would ask Richie to be my pseudo boyfriend but a) he would run for the hils and b) I think his ex who he "saw" recently wouldn't like it.

Sorry Richie I know you are reading this but eh! you know I have no tact or morals or a waist for that matter.

Where was I?

Ok boys, yes I know a couple of you that read this thing but anyway i need somehelp delving into the male psyche, with my favourite topic of conversation 'Evil'

well as you know last time I saw him was last Monday evening, and yes we had sex, and yes he did tell me he loved me and I may of said it back (cmon what was I supposed to say, 'my cat smells like tinkle'?) anyway everythings fine and dandy and then in morning i leave for work,

later that day I send a text message saying 'thankyou for last night' he responded with "Ur Welcome" I then texted to him that I liked his story he responded "thanks".

The next day a girl at work showed me a funy text message sh reieved from a friend it went "I can't stop thinking about you and last night, you inside me..." and that sort of Jazz but it ended in the line "I love you alcohol" I thought it would be cute and apt to send to 'Evil' the bastard is now ignoring me, can somebody tell me why?

Or is it something that is blindingly obvious? this sucks so much because I love him as a friend snd it sucks to have a friend ignore you.

I gave my brother socks for his birthday, it's always the first thing a nineteen year old boy asks for... who said ipod's tsk tsk! a pair of thick soled hard wearing cotton blend socks is all a boy needs in life... that and easy access to pornographic material.

I am househunting, or at least looking at websites that allude to thinking about finding a new residence as I think everyone I live with eventually hates me... ok it's onot an opinion it's a fact anyone I live with learns to hate me with a vengance.

I better go it's late and i need to sleep.